What’s the brown stuff between the elephants toes?
Q. What’s the brown stuff between the elephants toes ?A. Slow natives.
Wrong floor
Two accountants were discussing a colleague’s interest in one of the firm’s new secretaries....
Blonde Trivia
A blonde was playing Trivia Pursuit and was asked if she was in a...
A cattleman from West Texas died…
A cattleman from West Texas died & went on to the Great Beyond. As...
Black Eye
Scoutmaster: Tenderfoot, how did you get that black eye?Tenderfoot: Sir, I was hit by...
Miscellaneous yo mama jokes
Yo mama feet are so big her shoes have to have license plates! Yo...
OLD NEVER DIES 4
|OLD BASKETBALL players never die, they just go on dribblingOLD BEEKEEPERS never die, they...
On his Deathbed!
Father Murphy was ministering to a man on his deathbed.”Renounce Satan!” yelled Father Sullivan.”No!,”...
Snow blower
How do you change a dishwasher into a snow blower? Give her a shovel!
Quiz For My Smart Friends
This is a quiz to see if you should be considered a ‘professional smart...