Truly stupid people 02
Top honors for “Human Projectile of the Month” go to an as-of-yet unidentified dude...
Helen Keller’s Baby
Why didn’t Helen Keller ever change her baby?She could find it!
How can you tell if a man is sexually exited?
Q. How can you tell if a man is sexually exited?A. He’s Breathing.
Critical Vet
A veterinarian was feeling ill and went to see her doctor. The doctor asked...
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?From a catalogue.
Accountants and Engineers on a Train
Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the...
May I take your order…
A customer walks into a restaurant and notices a large sign on the wall:$500...
You have to read the whole thing — Home Economics
You have to read the whole thing: The following is from a 1950′s Home...
Counting cars
A blond sees a brunette standing in the middle of the highway.The brunette keeps...
Tombstone Epitaph VI
A widow wrote this epitaph in a Vermont cemetery:Sacred to the memory of my...