The elephant’s trunk transplant
Jack goes to the doctor and says “Doc I’m having trouble getting mypenis erect,...
If the NSA made toasters…
If the NSA made toasters…Your toaster would have a secret trap door that only...
A woman walks into her accountant’s office and…
A woman walks into her accountant’s office and tells him that she needs to...
English to Chinese Translation!
ENGLISH PHRASE———————-CHINESE TRANSLATIONAre you harboring a fugitive?——–Hu Yu Hai Ding?See me A.S.A.P.———————-Kum Hia NaoStupid...
Sex For the Deaf
Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find that...
Two law partners leave their office and go to lunch…
Two law partners leave their office and go to lunch. In the middle of...
Costume party
There was a guy who was struggling to decide what to wear to go...
Incompatible
Once heard from a girl who just broke up with someone:My old boyfriend and...
Defining the Americans
|We yell for the Government to balance the budget, then take the last dime...
Do you have a bias?
|A middle aged woman was driving through a school zone when a policeman pulled...