The little boy comes home from school and asks mom…
The little boy comes home from school and asks mom, “Where do babies come...
Tampon
Q: What do a tampon and an Old Southern Debutant have in common?A: They’re...
Name It
After a hot, hard day’s work Joe went into a bar to quench his...
I want to appeal a case
|Lawyer: “Judge, I wish to appeal my client?s case on the basis of newly...
When to slap a midget?
When is the only polite time to slap a midget?When he says, “Gee, your...
Disorderly conduct
|Three men stood before a judge on a charge of drunk and disorderly conduct...
Standing in Line
This long line of people are queueing up to get served in a shop....
Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”?
Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”? 1) Buddha, you Fat Fucking Bastard,...
My Only Extravagance
“Okay,” said the wife, “I’ll admit I like to spend money, but it’s the...
Soap dispenser
Two priests are off to the showers late one night.They undress and step in...