Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
|Why is a frog luckier than a cat?Because a frog croaks all the time...
A popular whore house was visited by a lesbian….
A popular whore house was visited by a lesbian. The lesbian requested a 15...
How about 3 wishes.
A huge muscular man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender...
What kind of bunny…..
What kind of bunny drinks coffee?Mugs bunny!
Quips & quotes
|Q: How many letters are there in the alphabet?A: Twenty-four, because E.T. went home.
A girl and an elephant
Girl woke up in the morning after a party and found an Elephant in...
Sounds of the Wild
|A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter....
A man forgot to buy turkey for Thanksgiving
|It’s the day before Thanksgiving, and the butcher is just locking up when a...
Dinosaurs
Whats a lesbian dinosaur? A lickalotofpuss !Whats a gay dinosaur? A lickdicknopuss !
Redneck’s last words
What are the last words that a redneck usually says before he dies?”Hey ya’ll....