Why, How, and Ifs?
Why do you need a driver’s license to buy liquor when you can’t drink...
Blonde quickies 161-180
161. Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours? A: Write ‘Please turn...
Buying A Bull
Buying A BullTwo sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch.Unfortunately, after...
Milk Truck
Q: What gives milk and has one horn?A: A milk truck!
A name for a penis
A guy walks into a bar … once inside, he realizes it’s a gay...
Signs you are a Canadian
1. You stand in “line-ups” at the movie, not lines.2. You’re not offended by...
Playing House
Little Johnny and Susie, each five years old, were playing house.They both decided it...
Items from a teacher.
Thoughts from a school teacher:1. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile...
Addicted to the Web
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Surgeon Says
Three things nobody wants to hear the surgeon say:Oops. Has anyone seen my watch?...