Marry a blonde
What’s the advantage of being married to a blonde? You can park in handicapped...
Minding his manners.
A man walked into a crowded doctor’s office. As he approached the desk, the...
If Tarzan and Jane were Jewish, what would Cheetah be?
Q: If Tarzan and Jane were Jewish, what would Cheetah be?A: A fur coat.
Matrimony Tips For Women
On AppearanceExcessive use of perfume makes a woman less desirable. Perfumes are manufactured from...
Mattresses
At least now, Mr. Clinton, we understand why mattresses are discountedevery Presidents Day.
Yo mama is so nasty
Yo mama so nasty she made speed stick slow down. Yo mama so nasty...
Two gay male lovers were talking and Bob says to Jon…
Two gay male lovers were talking and Bob says to Jon, “I wish I...
Studied For Five Days
Q: Did you hear about the Polak who studied for 5 days?A: He was...
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary…
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary....
It just kills my appetite
A woman asks her husband if he’d like some breakfast. “Would you like bacon...