Some things never change
I guess some things will never change. I hired a temp while my secretary...
The American tourist in Dublin
|The American tourist in Dublin had been complaining a great deal about the food....
A final diagnosis
|Thought I’d let my doctor check me,’Cause I didn’t feel quite right. . .All...
President Clinton and his wife are at the first baseball game…
President Clinton and his wife are at the first baseball game of the season....
When I was Young
When I was young I used to pray for a bicycle. Then I realized...
Employee evaluations.
Quotes taken from actual employee evaluations:1. “Since my last report, this employee has reached...
If you take an Oriental person and spin him…
If you take an Oriental person and spin himaround several times, does he become...
Cristmas Quiz
If athletes get athlete’s foot, astronauts get missile toe.A bird dog could be called...
This man got his prescription for Viagra…
This man got his prescription for Viagra, and goes home to get ready for...
Everybody’s doing it
This bloke was ordered from the pool for pissing in the water.”That’s ridiculous!” he...