Less Sex
A woman goes to her doctor complaining that she is exhausted all the time....
Tombstone Epitaph V
Tombstone Epitaph in Memory of an accident in a Uniontown, Pennsylvania cemetery:Here lies the...
How many body builders does it take to change a light bulb?
How many body builders does it take to change a light bulb?Nine. One to...
Two Old Ladies
Do you know what the height of hard upfullness is?Two old ladies in an...
Yet another blonde joke…
How do you make a blonde’s eyes light up?Shine a torch in her ear!
19 putdowns and rejections!
1 Man: “Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the V.D....
Remember during wars
Things to Remember During a War 1. The only things more accurate than enemy...
What was the First Commandment?
What was the First Commandment?”Adam, eat my pussy.”
Your father is drunk
|To The Tune Of Santa Claus Is Coming To Town Oh you better not...
Giving
The most successful lawyer in town had never made a contribution to the Red...