Caught Speeding.
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the...
Pretend You’re A Statue
A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening...
Who am I?
Night. A sleeping couple is lying in a bed. Door bell rings. A couple...
Did you ever have this before?
|Doctor: Have you ever had this before?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, you’ve got it again!
Resume Bloopers
REASONS FOR LEAVING THE LAST JOB:–Responsibility makes me nervous.–They insisted that all employees get...
How do you clean a condom?
How do you clean a condom?Turn it inside out and shake the fuck out...
Two senior couples are walking along, wives in front…
Two senior couples are walking along, wives in front, husbands inback. Herb says to...
Death by Stabbing
A woman in her 90′s is distraught after the death of her warm, caring,...
A croakus!
|What’s a frogs favorite flower?A croakus!
You might be an ENGINEER if…
YOU MIGHT BE AN ENGINEER IF… The only jokes you receive are through e-mail(nothing...