File Your Nails
Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails? Doctor: No, throw them away like everybody...
At the public pool
|The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the...
Life Quotes
To solve the human equation, we need to add love, subtract hate, multiply good,...
Where are you callin’ from
|Gallagher opened the morning newspaper and was dumbfounded to read in the obituary column...
A farmer and his wife were laying in bed one night…
A farmer and his wife were laying in bed one night, the farmer feeling...
snap, crackle and pop
|What goes “snap, crackle and pop”?A firefly with a short circuit!
Short Lawyer Jokes IV
It was so cold last winter that I saw a lawyer with his hands...
Slow Bicycle race
During my college days i went to participateslow bicycle race competetion, I came first...
What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy…
What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of...
Blondes and Sex
What does a nymphomaniac say after she’s had sex? Do all you guys play...