Short Lawyer Jokes I
The defendant who pleads his own case has a fool for a client, but...
How many mimes?
Q. How many mimes does it take to screw in a light bulb?A. 2,...
Jewish telegram
Jewish telegram: ?Begin worrying. Details to follow.?
A furrier from the US goes to Helsinki…
A furrier from the US goes to Helsinki to buy furs.He arranges for a...
3 Vampires in Bar
Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down. The first vampire says,”I’d like...
Psychiatrist Handyman
Question: How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?Answer: Just one …...
How do you make a gay baby cry?
How do you make a gay baby cry?Take the pacifier out of his ass.
Did you hear about the blind skunk…
Did you hear about the blind skunk who fell in love with a fart?
A young boy on his way home from school must pass by a group…
A young boy on his way home from school must pass by a group...
snap, crackle and pop
|What goes “snap, crackle and pop”?A firefly with a short circuit!