What is green and smells like pig?
What’s green and smells like pig? – Kermit’s fingers.
Last winter I was laid up at home with the flu…
Last winter I was laid up at home with the flu. My fiancee’ called...
Paranoid Idiot
Q: What happens when a paranoid has low self-esteem?A: He thinks that nobody important...
Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?
Q: Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?A: Because it’s always exactly the...
Blowin Chunks
Okay a man is in a bar and he’s gettin really drunk and he...
Wedding Gift
A female snake charmer was wooed by an undertaker and accepted his offer of...
Slow Bicycle race
During my college days i went to participateslow bicycle race competetion, I came first...
Newfie fun
What is the difference between a newfie and a bucket of shit…Answer… The Bucket
There was a young girl called Anna…
There was a young girl called Anna,Who was rather good with a spanner.A boy...
Bad corporate slogans
These are fabricated corporate slogans that would never have made if far if they...