A Frenchman was arrested and charged with having sex…
A Frenchman was arrested and charged with having sex with a dead woman. “How...
Best Thing Out of…
What’s the best thing to come out of a penis?The wrinkles!
Crushed Nuts?
This old guy wobbles into an ice cream shop.He has a hard time walking....
Aging
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget...
What’s the worst thing about washing your cat?
Q: What’s the worst thing about washing your cat?A: Getting the fur off your...
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary…
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary....
I want to become a politician
I want to become a politician when I grow up so I’ve made a...
Real news headlines 13
Here are a few genuine news bloopers gleaned from American newspapers. These were taken...
When I was growing up I used to lick all…
When I was growing up I used to lick all the kids on the...
A fortune teller
A man was wandering around a fairground and he happened to see afortune-teller’s tent....