Harp jokes
|A harp is a nude piano.A Celtic harpist spends half her time tuning her...
You Have VD
What’s worse than having your doctor tell you that you that you have a...
What do you get when you cross a rooster and a telephone pole?
What do you get when you cross a rooster and a telephone pole? A...
Four is equal to five
|Theorem: 4 = 5Proof:-20 = -2016 – 36 = 25 – 454^2 – 9*4...
Guide for all women
|A WOMAN’S GUIDE TO WHAT A MAN IS REALLY SAYING: I’M HUNGRY.I’m hungry. I’M...
Why did the…
Q. Why did the male sheep fall off the cliff?A. He didn’t see the...
Try to grow chickens
|A New York City yuppie moved to the country and bought a piece of...
Getting the Recipe
Here is a story about a famous food critic’s recent visit to Europe last...
Smart decision
Two gas company servicemen, a senior training supervisor and a young trainee, were out...
Jones or Lewinsky?
Clinton was asked who was a better lover: Monica Lewinsky or Paula Jones.His response:...