Little Bastard
Guy walks into the bar, goes up to the bartender. Reaching into his pants...
between a fly and a bird
|What is the difference between a fly and a bird?A bird can fly but...
Truth Be Told
A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding...
If Scientists Wrote Nursery Rhymes
If Scientists Wrote Nursery Rhymes How many can you solve? (Answers below)1. A research...
Dissuasion!
The beautiful secretary of the president of the Chase Manhattan Bank goes to a...
Hungry Rooster
A Rolls Royce pulls up in front of a really expensive restaurant and a...
Old Beach Babe
Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing. One lady turns...
Why don’t you ever see lawyers at the beach?
Why don’t you ever see lawyers at the beach?The cats keep covering them up...
A woman enters a butcher shop and asks…
A woman enters a butcher shop and asks the counter assistant,”Do you have pigs...
Your Mommas…
Your Momma’s teeth are so yellow that when she smiles people SLOW DOWN!