Being Offensive At A Wedding
Show up totally smashed. Be as obnoxious and unruly as possible.When the priest says...
Magician and Parrot
Magician and Parrot A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean....
Wife
What’s the difference between a terrorist and a wife?You can negotiate with the terrorist!
Ten things Bill Gates would like to change about the automotive industry
|10. New seats would require everyone to have the same body size.9. We’d all...
women and small feet
Why do women have smaller feet than men? So they can stand closer to...
An angry husband returned home one night to find his wife…
An angry husband returned home one night to find his wifein bed with a...
Black Peas???
How did Black eye peas get their name?They were fighting over the Chick peas!
Fish
Q: Why are fish in the sea smarter than animals on land.A: Because they...
Valentine Day Story
Valentine’s Day Story John Blanchard stood up from the bench, straightened his Army uniform,...
Mattresses
At least now, Mr. Clinton, we understand why mattresses are discountedevery Presidents Day.