What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill over her head?
What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill over her head?All you...
Looking forward to old age.
There were three elderly men sitting in wheelchairs on the porch one sunny afternoon....
A completely inebriated man was stumbling down…
A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the...
Milk Truck
Q: What gives milk and has one horn?A: A milk truck!
Heavy Thinker-like Drinker
The Heavy ThinkerIt started out innocently enough. I began to think at parties now...
Put-Downs Galore!
Some good put-downs…ya’ never know when you’ll need one!I refuse to enter a battle...
Placing your order
|A friend and I were standing in line at a fast-food restaurant, waiting to...
A divorced woman had been on her own for several months…
A divorced woman had been on her own for several months and wasstarting to...
Staring down from the bench to announce the terms…
Staring down from the bench to announce the terms of thedivorce decree, the judge...
Hamburger Helper
Yo mama’s so stupid she thought hamburger helper came with another person.