Rejected Hallmark Cards
Rejected Hallmark Cards:So your daughter’s a hooker, and it spoiled your day… Look at...
Lager Prayer
Our lager, Which art in barrels, Hallowed be thy drink. Thy will be drunk,...
Popular guy
Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony? The guy who can...
Why shouldn’t blondes have coffee breaks?
Why shouldn’t blondes have coffee breaks?It takes too long to retrain them.
A brain goes to a local bar
|A brain walks into a bar and says, “I’ll have a pint of beer...
Female Comebacks
Man: Haven’t I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that’s why I don’t go...
Republican or Democrat?
Person: Are you a democrat or a republican?Blonde: Oh, I’m an American.
Why the Lesbian tennis star could not compete in the Dutch Open?
Q. Why couldn’t the Lesbian tennis star compete in the Dutch Open?A. She got...
Why did the blonde return her new scarf?
Why did the blonde return her new scarf?It was too tight.