Fair Punishment
Boy: Will you punish me for something I didn’t do?Teacher: Of course not!Boy: Good,...
Hard Transplant
A new arrival, about to enter hospital, saw two white coated doctors searching through...
Bee jokes 03
|Q: What does a bee get at McDonalds?A: A humburger!Q: What buzzes, is black...
Extreme Golfing
Three men are golfing. There is Jesus, Moses and an old man.They’ve been pretty...
Michael Hoolihan was courting Frances Phelan
|Michael Hoolihan was courting Frances Phelan. The young couple sat in the parlor of...
Three college roommates — two females and a male…
Three college roommates — two females and a male — beganto argue after dinner...
They Eloped
First Convict: I heard the Warden’s daughter up and married a guy down on...
Lawyer Means…
What’s the definition of lawyer? The larval form of a politician.
It’s great to be a guy
|Reasons why it’s great to be a guyPhone conversations are over in 30 seconds...
A new way to loose weight
A fellow was reading the paper one day lamenting the fact that his doctor...