She Wants What He Has
Every day a 4th grade boy walks home from school past a 4th grade...
I have a big problem
|Bill and Boris are taking a break from a long summit. Boris says to...
Getting Better
Patient: Please tell me, doctor, am I getting better? Doctor: I think so. But...
A woman walks into a hardware store…
A woman walks into a hardware store and says “I want to buy a...
Stupid Insults 8/31
Couldn’t find his way through a maze even if the rats helped him. Couldn’t...
A husky foreigner, looking for sex…
A husky foreigner, looking for sex, accepted a prostitute’s terms. When she undressed, he...
Making a bet at a bar
|Two guys were in a bar, and they were both watching the television when...
The Duck Hunt
One day a man went hunting for ducks. When he was done he was...
Ultra dumb
|A man walked in to a Topeka, Kansas Kwik Shop, and asked for all...
Gold Medalist
Three women were sitting around talking about their sex lives. The first said, “I...