Five Maxims of Making Excuses
1) The feebleness or banality of an excuse should never be a deterrent to...
A wealthy man sat in his attorney’s office…
A wealthy man sat in his attorney’s office.”Do you want the bad news first...
The essential difference
One day the zoo-keeper noticed that “Cheech” the orang-utang was reading two books —...
Blonde in front of a firing squad.
Three women were being held in a foreign country. They were slated for the...
What is the definition of a virgin?
What’s the definition of a virgin?an ugly third grader
Texan Heimlich Maneuver
Two Texans were having the Blue Plate Special at their favorite truck stop when...
Laboratory Rabbit Freedom
Laboratory Rabbit Freedom A rabbit one day managed to break free from the laboratory...
Try to explain women
A man dies and goes to Heaven. He gets to meet GOD and asks...
Ancient History Explained…
Ancient History Explained…A team of archaeologists found a slab of rock with 5 figures...
What do you call a blonde that just came out of the closet?
What do you call a blonde that just came out of the closet?The Hide...