What do you do if a blond throws a grenade at you?
What do you do if a blond throws a grenade at you? Pull the...
What’s got 400 legs and no pubic hair?
Q: What’s got 400 legs and no pubic hair?A: The front row of a...
a thief and his lawyer
Carlson was charged with stealing a Mercedes Benz, and after a long trial, the...
Don’t try this at home!
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other...
How do you double the value of a Ford Pinto?
How do you double the value of a Ford Pinto?Fill the gas tank!
Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire…
Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire, out on the lonesome prairie,each with the...
If Only Life Could Be Like A Computer
If you messed up your life, you could press “Ctrl, Alt, Delete” and start...
Wrong Finger
I saw my old girlfriend the other day and she had her wedding ring...
Insulted
When the husband came home from his job, he found his wife crying. “Your...