Lessons from Noah\’s Ark
Plan ahead… It wasn’t raining when Noah built the ark.Stay fit. When you’re 600...
A New Priest
A new priest is being given instructions on what to do when he takes...
More Brains Than Dogs
Why are men endowed with a half ounce more brains than dogs?So they know...
Fireplace
You’re so poor that when I went to your house I stepped on a...
One fall day Dave was out raking leaves when he noticed…
One fall day Dave was out raking leaves when he noticed a hearse slowly...
Shorties
A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get...
Royal Penis Comparison
The kings of Spain, France, and England all stand on stage together in front...
What’s green and has wheels?
What’s green and has wheels?A FrogI lied about the wheels
Good/Bad Car Accident
Harry answers the telephone, and it’s an Emergency Room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...
Insults
You’re so ugly, yo momma had to tie a pork chop around your neck...