Line Dancing
What’s 30 feet long and smells like urine?A country line dance at the nursing...
Itch – ouch -itch – ouch.
What is total agony? A one-armed man hanging from a twenty storybuilding, with a...
My girlfriend told me to give her 12 inches…
My girlfriend told me to give her 12 inches and make ithurt!………………So I Fucked...
Where is the French border?
“Why do you look so glum today?”, the teacher asked young Johnny. “I didn’t...
If men had PMS, what would happen?
If men had PMS, what would happen?a) The federal government would allocate funds to...
Insulted
When the husband came home from his job, he found his wife crying. “Your...
At night court, a man was brought in and set…
At night court, a man was brought in and set before the judge.The judge...
Elephant jokes 08
|What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?An animal that...
Lessons from Noah\’s Ark
Plan ahead… It wasn’t raining when Noah built the ark.Stay fit. When you’re 600...
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why did the chicken cross the road?- To escape an oppressive military regime.