Expensive Fishing Trip
Two redneck guys go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment: the...
Husband’s Average Income?
Income tax examiner: What’s your husband’s average income?Wife: Oh, about midnight.
Computer Crashed
My computer crashed and died today And I thought, “oh well what the hey”...
Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?
Q: Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?A: He sold his soul to Santa.
How come Mexico never has a good Olympic team?
How come Mexico never has a good Olympic team? Because all of the mexicans...
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
What came first, the chicken or the egg? – I’d have to say it...
An elephant…
An elephant walks up to a naked guy and says, “How do you breathe...
Great A Hot & Juicy Story
Great A Hot & Juicy Story Well, I was loafin’ around the salad bar...
Animal stuttering
Little Johnny is sitting in a biology class, and the teacher says that an...
Make a Wish
10 year old Johnny’s mother, who was a hard working single mom, had been...