Courtroom ding-dongs!
*** Real courtroom transcipts…courtesy of real idiots. ***( Oops! My brain just hit a...
Clear Weather?
As a couple sat in the living room, watching TV, the phone rang.The husband...
The Perverse Guide To Getting Hired
The Perverse Guide To Getting HiredChapter 1 – The Resume Your resume is a...
Children’s Prayers
I had been teaching my three-year old daughter the Lord’s Prayer. For several evenings...
The religious bear.
In the middle of a forest, there was a hunter who was suddenly confronted...
Why cannot Miss Piggy count to 70?
Why can’t Miss Piggy count to 70? – Because she gets a frog stuck...
Biblical Bumper Stickers
Adam: “You are what you eat.” Eve: “At least he doesn’t compare me to...
A proper name
While away at a convention, an executive happened to meet a young woman who...
Duck sentence.
TEACHER: “Johnny, use defeat, deduct, defense, and detail in onesentence.”JOHNNY: “De-feet of DE-duck went...
Hellen Keller
Why does Hellen Keller use one hand to masturbate?Because she uses the other to...