5 drinks
A well dressed gentlemen enters the bar of a five star restaurant, sits at...
This black guy is walking along a beach when…
This black guy is walking along a beach when he looks down a sees...
Screwing Rooster
There was a farmer. He had alot of chickens but had no roosters. So...
How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb? (The long ladies version)
Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light...
Can’t Talk Now
A woman is on her honeymoon with her new French husband. She is giving...
A drunk Irisihman falls
|O’Connell was staggering home with a pint of booze in his back pocket when...
A young girl is with her dad at the barbers…
A young girl is with her dad at the barbers eating somecandy, when it...
You might be a redneck if…goal
Your lifetime goal is to own your own fireworks stand.
A drunk staggered into a cemetery and…
A drunk staggered into a cemetery and fell into a freshly dug grave.Pretty soon...
Chatting on the plane
|A man was recently flying to New York. He decided to strike up a...