What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?A home-sick abortion.
I’m over the hill
|We’re over the hill but don’t feel sadThis side of the hill ain’t all...
Sarah was reading a newspaper, while her husband was…
Sarah was reading a newspaper, while her husband was engrossed in a magazine. Suddenly,...
How do frogs die?
|How do frogs die?They kermit suidide!
This Santa is ticked off!
You think you got it bad? All night long I deal with soot in...
Long Amusement
Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours?A: Write ‘Please turn over’ on...
Taking Temperature
This guy took his nymphomaniac wife to the sex therapist for treatment.”This is one...
Gorilla Golf
A guy walked into a pro-shop with a gorilla. “Is anyone interested in a...
Three nuns went to a cucumber stand in an open market…
Three nuns went to a cucumber stand in an open market one day.They asked...
Have you heard the one about the…
Have you heard the one about the . . . . . . ....