The New Priest
A new priest was beginning in the Church confessional. His predecessor had given him...
The Prescription
The patient went to his doctor for a checkup, and the doctor wrote out...
How can you tell if your girlfriend is frigid?
How can you tell if your girlfriend is frigid? When you open her legs...
Letter To Ann Landers
Dearn Ann:I am facing a very serious problem. You see, I am a Vietnam-era...
Felines
Why are felines the best ever animals? Because they’re purrrrrrrfect and grrrrrreat!
La Machine
La Machine….vegetables…vvrrrrr…La Machine….fruits…vvrrrrr…La Machine….little children…No mommy, No!…vvrrrrr…La Machine.
Elephant Riddles Seven
Q: What do you know when you see three elephants walking down the street...
Two young brothers, aged 5 and 6…
Two young brothers, aged 5 and 6, are listening through the keyhole as their...
36 things you’ll never hear from a Redneck!
36 things you’ll never hear from a Redneck…1. “I’ll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex”2....
Two fools are about to go flying
|Two morons stand on a cliff with their arms outstretched. One has some budgies...