Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat?
Q: Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat?A: Bachelors come home, check to...
How do you catch an elephant?
How do you catch an elephant?First you dig a big hole, and fill it...
Jerry Falwell was seated next to President Clinton…
Jerry Falwell was seated next to President Clinton on a recent flight.After the plane...
Guys on the island
There were three guys stuck on an island. On of them found a lamp...
How many body builders does it take to change a light bulb?
How many body builders does it take to change a light bulb?Nine. One to...
What is your problem?
|Doctor: What seems to be the trouble?Patient: Doctor, I keep getting the feeling that...
Insult Collection #8
For two cents, I`d give you a piece of my mind — and all...
Black Magic!
An old man and woman were married for years even though they hated each...
Sleeping Bull
Q: What do you call a Sleeping Bull?A: A Bull-Dozer!
A little girl and a little boy were at day care…
A little girl and a little boy were at day care one day. The...