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How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?When she sits on your...
Purchasing power of burgers
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Why cannot Frankenstein have children?
Why can’t Frankenstein have children? Because his nuts are on his neck.
Kids and Religion!
A Sunday school class was studying the Ten Commandments. They were ready to discuss...
The Perfect Day
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Dating Young Women
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Touch-typists
Q: Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists?A: The rest are hunt’n peckers.
Two Elderly Ladies
Two elderly ladies meet at the launderette after not seeing one another for some...
Little Johnny- F in Arithmetic
Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.”Why?” asks...
Looking Good
While her husband was lying down, his wife removed his glasses. “You know, honey,”...