The laws of golf
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Bad news and awful news
One morning Bill Clinton wakes up. He looks out side,it had snowed during the...
Sick and Pompous General
The general was confined to the military hospital for treatment of a minor malady.For...
Life’s Achievements!
Most of us understand that our self worth and feelings of achievement change as...
Why were there only 49 contestants at the Miss Ebonics USA pageant?
Q: Why were there only 49 contestants at the Miss Ebonics USA pageant? A:...
The art of foreplay
Woman, “Slow down, foreplay is an art.”Man, “Well, if you don’t get your canvas...
Sightings Of Sharp Individuals
Sighting #1:I was busy writing some computer program for one of my classes and...
Bill Gates, the Antichrist
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Retarded Duck Farmer
There was a retarded duck farmer who had 2 sons, but only enough money...
Redneck honeymoon.
The hillbilly man and his new bride were on their honeymoon. The first night...