The new priest gets drunk!
A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak....
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Good fortune
A man walks along a lonely beach. Suddenly he hears a deep voice: DIG...
A man in a state of excessive inebriation…
A man in a state of excessive inebriation rolled up at a fairground rifle...
What’s green and has wheels?
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Dear Abby:My husband is a lying cheat. He tells me he loves me, but...
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There was this guy walking down the road when he noticed a night clubahead....
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No Smoking Here
A guy enters a drugstore and lights up a cigar.The owner, a bit outraged,...