How do you scare a man?
How do you scare a man? Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.
I tried phone sex once…
I tried phone sex once, but the holes were too small.
Destroying property
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common?
Q. What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common?A. They both...
Rubbit the Rabbit
A guy goes down south to be a farmer because it’s his life long...
Did you hear about that guy who was asked to be a Jehovah witness?
Did you hear about that guy who was asked to be a Jehovah’s witness?...
Gum Crossing
Why did the gum cross the road? -it was stuck to the chickens foot!
A blonde woman competed with a brunette and redheaded woman…
A blonde woman competed with a brunette and redheaded woman in the Breast Stroke...
Owl
Q: What does a blonde owl say?A: What, what?
A Texas game warden came upon a coyote caught in a trap…
Sorry Texans….A Texas game warden came upon a coyote caught in a trap. He...