Times Bachelor Made His Bed
What is the average number of times in a bachelor’s life that his bed...
Reflections on Life
George Carlin’s Reflections on Life:1. Never raise your hands to you kids. It leaves...
Twas The Night…-why did I stop there?
Twas the night before ChristmasAnd all through the houseThere were empties and buttsLeft around...
Smartest Man in the World
A doctor, a lawyer, a little boy and a priest were out for a...
men chasing women
Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying? For the same...
Why did the fly fly?
|Why did the fly fly?Because the spider spied ‘er!
A little kid comes running into the backyard…
A little kid comes running into the backyard.He says, “Pop! Pop! Ma just got...
A bunch of better idiots!
These “Weird Reference Questions” are from the Library Paraprofessionals Listserv. All of these are...
Thankful he’s drunk
|The drunken wino was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb...
Businessman is dying
|A businessman on his deathbed called his friend and said, “Bill, I want you...