Lone Ranger and Tonto…
The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar one day and sat down...
What’s an Australian kiss?
Q. What’s an Australian kiss?A. The same thing as a French kiss, only down...
Pythagoras joke.
Ther was this Indian chief, and he had three wives. They slept in the...
A truck driver who had been delivering radioactive waste…
A truck driver who had been delivering radioactive waste for the local reactor begins...
A boy comes home from school and tells his mother…
A boy comes home from school and tells his mother that he got a...
Thermometers
Q: What’s the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?A: The taste!
Iraqi vs. American
Iraqi vs. American Average Iraqi Has visited the convergence of the Tigris and Euphrates,...
Painful Screams
Dentist begging the patient: Could you help me? Could you give out a few...
The girl knelt in the confessional and said…
The girl knelt in the confessional and said,”Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.”"What...
Preparing for Santa…
A new contract for Santa has finally been negotiated.Please read the following carefully.I regret...