Who keeps saying those things?
|A man walked in to a bar after a long day at work. As...
Alternatives to Win95
Microsoft’s ad slogan for Windows 95 was “Where do you want to go today?”Now...
What is an activity performed by 40% of all people at a party?
What is an activity performed by 40% of all people at a party?Snoop in...
Tattoo On Her Butt
There once was a service man who toured the Middle East and married a...
Doctor’s Notes 6
I was caring for a woman and asked, “So how’s your breakfast this morning?”...
A fellow was shipwrecked with six lovely women…
A fellow was shipwrecked with six lovely women whoin a short time were fighting...
Olympic condoms
A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly...
The programmer’s cheer
|Shift to the left, shift to the right!Pop up, push down, byte, byte, byte!
What happens when a lawyer takes viagra?
What happens when a lawyer takes viagra?He gets taller!!Sent by Bill
Snail Tracks
Q: Why did God give women legs? A: So that they wouldn’t leave tracks...