Alphabet
Kid: Teacher can I go to the bathroom?Teacher: You have to say your ABC’s...
Christmas party
A few years ago, we invited some friends over for a Christmas party. Many...
What do a moped and a blonde have in common?
What do a moped and a blonde have in common? They’re both fun to...
\’Breviated Medicul Dickshunnary!
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Like Cow-pats
Q: What do blondes and cow-pats have in common?A: They both get easier to...
A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona…
A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he noticesthat the oil-pressure light is...
Holiday Banana Bread
Holiday Banana Bread:Ingredients: 2 laughing eyes, 2 loving arms, 2 well shaped legs, 2...
Computer help stories
|AUSTIN, Texas – The exasperated help-line caller said she couldn’t get her new Dell...
M and M’s are too smart!
Why did the blonde get fired from her job working at an MandM factory?...
The Top Bad Excuses For Speeding
“This is my tryout for Nascar.” “I’ve got to get back to Amish Country...