The Flashlight
Why did the little girl bury her flashlight?Because the batteries died.
Show Me Your License
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if...
A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar…
A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub....
Blonde and a Brunette jump off a cliff.
If a Blonde and a Brunette jump off a cliff at the same time,...
These two women went out for a night on the town…
These two women went out for a night on the town and got just...
Why did the…
Q. Why did the male sheep fall off the cliff?A. He didn’t see the...
My twenty cents
Tom : I found twenty cents on the sidewalk.Jim : That’s mine. I dropped...
Kermit the Frog
|Why doesn’t Kermit the Frog like elephants?They always want to play leap frog with...
What Not to Name Your Dog
What Not to Name Your DogEverybody has a dog called Rover or Spot. I...
What do you call a…
What do you call a prostitute covered in tattoos?The Scenic Root.