Universal excuse form.
The Universal Excuse Form is designed to get you out of the trouble that...
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What’s brown and crispy on the outside, and white and creamy on the inside?...
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Following a bitter divorce a husband saw his wife at a party and sneered,...
The dentist was called away from the dinner table to…
The dentist was called away from the dinner table to take an urgent phone...
Birth Control
An elderly woman went into the doctor?s office. When the doctor asked why she...
A first-grade class is having a game of Name That Animal…
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How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant?
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Comeback Lines!
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The president of ABC decided that it was time to build a new factory....
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