The Honeymoon’s Over!
A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon.When they got back, the...
The cow?
What do you call a cow with no legs?Ground beef.
Paddy the Puddy Cat sitter…
One day O’Leary decided to visit his friend Paddy and ask him for a...
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car…
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car.Glancing at the car, he was astounded...
Several weeks after a young man had been hired…
Several weeks after a young man had been hired, he was called into the...
How Much For the Room?
Bridegroom: How much for the room? Hotel Clerk: Twenty dollars apiece. Bridegroom: Okay. Here’s...
Warning labels
If government is going to put health warning labels on beer, wine and liquor,...
Red fire fighter
|There are four wheels and eight men on a fire engine.Four and eight makes...
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Hamlet’s Cat’s SoliloquyTo go outside, and there perchance to stay Or to remain within:...
The College Food Chain
The College Food Chain THE DEANLeaps tall buildings in a single boundIs more powerful...