Two Brain Cells
Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?A: Pregnant
Divine Right
Several years ago, the Catholic Church required women to wear a headcovering in order...
Charlie was in a bar and three babes came up and…
Charlie was in a bar and three babes came up and started hitting on...
Mothmatics
|What do insects learn at school?Mothmatics!
The Chair
A professor invented a lie detecting chair. Whenever anybody sitting in it told a...
My King Henry joke
Q: What would king Henry VIII be doing if he was alive right now?A:...
Little Johnny is in class. The teacher…
Little Johnny is in class. The teacher is going through the alphabet,having each child...
Murphy’s Combat Laws
Murphy’s Laws Of Combat Operations Friendly fire – isn’t. Recoilless rifles – aren’t. Suppressive...
Let Me See
A 90-year old man announces his intention to marry a woman of30.He is persuaded...
The Leprechaun
A man walks into the bathroom, and steps up to a urinal. He can’t...