stool taken!
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Why, why, Tell me WHY!
WHY ? …… 1. Is it good if a vacuum really sucks? 2. Why...
Knock, Knock
Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? DWAYNE THE TUB! I’M DWOWNING!
New military tourism
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Earmuffs
Why do blondes wear earmuffs? To avoid the draft.
What is a country song played backwards?
What is a country song played backwards?Your wife gets back with you, your dog...
Stupid Insults 12/31
Has all her bricks, but no cement holding them together. Has an inferiority complex,...
Darling, she whispered after they had finished making love…
“Darling,” she whispered after they had finished making love, “Will you still make love...
Three Dead Guys
Three men die and go to heaven. They meet up with St. Peter at...
Life Quotes
To solve the human equation, we need to add love, subtract hate, multiply good,...