Gorilla Capture
As he was quietly watching television at home, a chap hears a sound on...
There were two cows in a paddock…
There were two cows in a paddock, enjoying the sun and eating some grass....
Redneck Working on Computer
Top ten indicators that a redneck has been working on your computer 10. The...
If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated…
If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated, the resulting child would be:Anna Nicole Smith.Sent...
You might be a redneck if… girlfriend
You’ve ever spray painted your girlfriend’s name on an overpass.
Why Mothers Cry
If it’s true that girls are inclined to marry men like their fathers, it...
A reason for divorce
“Well, Mrs. O’Connor, so you want a divorce?” the solicitor questionedhis client. “Tell me...
Police Officer
A man driving on the highway is pulled up by a police officer on...
Elephant jokes 08
|What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?An animal that...
Washing Machine Is Better
Q: Why is a washing machine better than a blonde?A: Because you can drop...