Ducks in Heaven
Three women die in a car accident and go to Heaven. Saint Peter meets...
grasshopper with no legs
|What do you call a grasshopper with no legs?A grasshover!
A dubious remedy
A man was having problems with premature ejaculation so he decided to go to...
Travel to Heaven
|This 85 year old couple, having been married almost 60 years, had died in...
Massive ball of hair
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Windows 2000 Errors!
The following are new Error Messages are planned for Windows 2000:1) Smash forehead on...
Tell what happened
|The policeman arrived at the scene of an accident to find that a car...
Who Is Braver?
Three generals, one from the Army, another from the Marines, and a third from...
Why is the government like a prostitute?
Why is the government like a prostitute? Your always getting screwed and you have...
The burnt blonde!
A blonde goes to a doctor and tells him that both her ears are...