What was the problem before?
|Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the...
What’s pink and slowly turns red?
What’s pink and slowly turns red?A baby chewing a razor blade.
This vet must belong to an HMO!
A man rushed into the veterinarian’s office carrying his dog, thoroughly distraught. The vet...
A midget walks into the doctors and says…
A midget walks into the doctors and says, “Doc, I’ve got these fuckingitchy balls...
Some years ago
|Some years ago, Michael J. Flanagan, a successful New York contractor, was standing on...
Testifying
A witness to an automobile accident was testifying. The following exchange took place between...
Daughter in college
|Did you hear about the banker who was recently arrested for embezzling $100,000 to...
Church Sunday
Two Men were leaving church on a bright Sunday morning. “You know,” said the...
Tracks In The Woods
Three blondes were walking through the woods when they came upon aset of tracks.”Looks...
Bit by Bit
Prisoner: Look here, doc! You’ve already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of...