Commonality In Sexes
What do men and women have in common?They both distrust men.
What’s the difference between a rabbi and a priest?
What’s the difference between a rabbi and a priest?A rabbi cuts it off, and...
Worms.
Q: How do you tell one end of a worm from the other?A: Put...
Redneck’s Ode To A Valentine
Redneck’s Ode to a ValentineKudzu is green. My Dog’s name is Blue. And I’m...
A dangerous animal
The preacher was wired for sound with a lapel mike, and as he preached,...
Two homosexuals were talking when…
Two homosexuals were talking when one of them happened tomention that he had gotten...
Why can’t the government put Magic Johnson on a stamp?
Why can’t the government put Magic Johnson on a stamp? Everyone would be afraid...
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and…
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?The taste.
Haircut before Trip
A man was getting a haircut prior to a trip to Rome. He mentioned...
Jon starts working in a lumber camp…
Jon starts working in a lumber camp. The boss says, “We work twelve hours...