Stirring Prescription
Patient: Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put...
I said to the doctor “I have this ringing in my ears…
I said to the doctor “I have this ringing in my ears.”He said, “Don’t...
What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving?
What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving?Perfect setup for skeet shooting.
Really Stupid People
|Top honors for “Human Projectile of the Month” go to an as-of-yet unidentified dude...
Men Like BMWs
Why do men like BMWs?They can spell it.
Where does Peter Pan eat?
Where does Peter Pan eat?Wendy’s
Blonde On Either Side
Q: What do you call a brunette with a blonde on either side?A: An...
Throwing away garbage
|An American tourist in Moscow found himself needing to get rid of a large...
Wedding
She offered her honor, He honored her offer, And so all night long,it was...
The Bus Bench
There were three guys waiting for a bus on a bench when the first...