Dealing with a lawyer
A new York Divorce Lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. Saint Peter...
Two wives were airing their troubles…
Two wives were airing their troubles:”I’d like to get a divorce,” said the first.”My...
Ten Standing Ear To Ear
Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?A: A wind tunnel.
A Fire Truck
One dark night outside a small town, a fire started inside the local chemical...
A new bucket
The ‘Kentucky Fried Chicken’ franchise has a new Bucketof Chicken out. It’s called the...
Gold medal
What’s better than winning the gold medal at the special olympics?Not being retarded!
Pantyhose
Q. How many animals can you get into one pair of pantyhose? A. Several....
Men…STOP…it’s fruitless!
*** You just can’t win, and here are the reasons why: ***If you put...
Declaration Of Independence
The Court of King George IIILondon, EnglandJuly 10, 1776Mr. Thomas Jeffersonc/o The Continental CongressPhiladelphia,...
A definition of God
A little boy was learning about God in his church, and he was talking...